cyberpunkboyband:

okay so

disadvantages of living with Wintermute

1) this shit is on repeat ALL THE TIME

I am not even kidding, this thing never sleeps

how the hell does an omnipotent robot AI thing have such goddamn ridiculous taste

2) They are always bitching each other out in the other room, Neuromancer and Wintermute

which is more than a little weird since they’re in one body half the time and well, yeah, one-sided arguments are not what I want to wake up to at 4AM, bro

and it’s always over the stupidest shit

I mean these guys talk with Alpha Centauri or whatever, but it’s always why the hell did you eat the last of the Spaghettio’s and fuck YOU, I can’t BELIEVE you taped over Grey’s Anatomy

I would much rather be living with the psycho razor girl right now, at Molly was down to bang yknow what I mean bro? crazy chick dude.

aight, Case is jackin’ out, bro, peace